The Not-So-Little Mermaid and Her Prince
It was a warm summer day, the sun was shining, the sea was nice and warm, and the Goddess of the Sea is swimming about, happy and huge as heck, both in sheer size and somewhat in girth and over all body build.
"Mmmmm...such a wonderful day...though...it is a touch lonely..." she says to herself, swimming along, her big green mermaid tail propelling her along, her blue bra keeping her goods concealed, and her short brown hair flowing along in the water as she swims.
As she swims along she notices a big cruise ship, one large enough to hold all of Hawaii and then some, "Ooh! This could be fun" she playfully surfaces and presents herself to the ship, almost everyone on board starts coming over to take pictures and say hi...but...someone in particular catches her eye, she freezes for a moment and before anyone knows what's happening, she springs into the air, shrinks herself down and lands right beside the man who caught her eye, scaring the ever loving daylights out of him, and causing hi